Snakes In A Bedroom


So apparently there is an island of plastic and trash floating in the Pacific ocean that is currently twice the size of Texas. Now I don't know about you, but I'm strongly considering figuring out a way to buy that sucker. I could name it "Wasteland" and only the trashiest men and hot trashiest women would be allowed to live on it. I figure all I'd really have to do is open a few good casinos, a late night Wendy's and get occasional guest appearances by Kurt Russell dressed as Snake Plissken and I'd have myself the next Dubai by 2011.



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